Sunday, October 31, 2004

Clemson 26, N.C. State 20: Hey, we're getting better!

Now that was a satisfying win. Combined with UNC's upset of No. 3 Miami (next week's opponent) and Maryland shocking Florida State, I have a lot more hope for the season now. I think we'll definitely get to a bowl game, and we could even end up in a decent one.

GAME STORIES: "Tigers send 'em Packing," says the Greenville News; "Last-gasp stand boosts bowl hopes," says The State; "Tigers' defense earning stripes," says the Augusta Chronicle.

THE STATS: Here's a complete statistical summary of the game.

OTHER STORIES: All hail the defense. Justin Miller can do it all. Kicker Jad Dean is automatic (he hasn't missed a kick all year). Bart Wright notes Clemson's improved play, and Bob Gillespie thinks the Tigers have finally shaken off that disastrous loss to Georgia Tech in September.

THE NOTEBOOKS: Here and here.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

N.C. State has a tough defense

This will be the second week in a row that the Tigers will be facing a highly ranked defensive unit.

STUDENT TROUBLES: Here's a story about the age-old campus conflict between athletes and non-athletes. When I was in school, we always cheered like hell for the players on the field and tried to not to get our asses kicked by them off the field. A lot of them were nice guys, but a lot of them were Class A jerks, too.

THE NOTEBOOKS: Here and here.

LATE-BREAKING RED SOX UPDATE: I almost forgot. On Wednesday night, the Boston Red Sox won the World Series. It's the team's first world title since 1918, and has effectively closed the books on a rather large cottage industry of writers, whiners and hangers-on who, for some perverse reason, enjoy being associated with these "beautiful losers" and their beautiful ballpark.

OK, in all seriousness, I'm glad the Sox won. It really is a great story. But the main reason for this update is to share a semi-Sox-related complaint I sent off to 7-Eleven, a trusted name in the convenience-store business. Here goes (my fiancee thinks this is best read in the voice of Ron White):

To: Whom it may concern

Re: Ridiculous denial of beer sale
I left my job in Tysons Corner (approximately 2 miles from the 7-Eleven in question) at about 11:45 and pulled into the store at 11:56 (that was according to the store's clock). I wanted to buy some beer so I could celebrate the Red Sox's historic victory in the World Series.
I was the only customer in the store at the time, and I stepped up to the counter to pay for the beer just as the clock rolled over to 11:58. However, the clerk informed me that I had to have the beer "off the premises" by midnight, and he refused to sell it to me.

I guess he thought he was quoting Virginia state law or something, but according to the Virginia Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control's "Retail Licensee Guide," which can be viewed online at http://www.abc.state.va.us/enforce/LicGuide.pdf (note the section that begins on page 16, and especially the beer-sale-at-11:58 question on page 17), my transaction NEEDED TO BE COMPLETED by midnight. There is no language AT ALL about beer being "off the premises" by midnight. Unless this guy is unable to count change like a normal person (and I kind of doubt that, because he definitely had two eyes and two hands), I should have been out the door and in my car by 11:59. Easily.

Anyway, back to my story. After the clerk told me I had to have the beer "off the premises" by midnight, I showed him the $10 bill I was holding in my hand, noted that the clock read 11:58, and politely informed him that that would not be a problem. However, this genius had it in his head that it WOULD be a problem, refused to sell me the beer and yanked the six-pack off the counter. I asked if he was kidding. He said he wasn't. I wanted to make sure, so I once again asked if he was kidding. He again assured me he wasn't. (I'll give him a tiny bit of credit; he was polite and said he was sorry he was unable to sell me the beer.)

I left the store at 11:59, beerless, pissed off and with decidedly less goodwill toward 7-Eleven, Inc. It's not like he checked the register and saw that its internal clock would show a beer sale after midnight. (I've seen cash registers that won't allow alcohol to be sold at times that are illegal -- a little beeper goes off or something when you hit the beer/wine key at 12:01. Surely 7-Eleven, Inc., has such devices.) He just flat-out denied me a beer sale because he apparently didn't know the damn law.
Look, I'm a fairly easy-going guy. In most situations, I probably wouldn't have minded too much, but, Jesus, THE RED SOX HAD JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!
The purpose of a convenience store is to be convenient, right? People pay $8.29 for a six-pack they can get for $5.89 at the grocery store because, oh, let's see: IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO GET TO THE GROCERY STORE AND GO THROUGH THE CHECK-OUT LINE BEFORE MIDNIGHT!!
I'm not really looking for any restitution for this or anything. I just want to bring this troubling situation to your attention. Please let the people buy beer at 11:58 p.m. It's a win-win situation for everybody.

Thank you.

I haven't heard anything yet from 7-Eleven, but I'll let you know if they write back.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

It's another season on the brink for Clemson

This article looks at Tommy Bowden's trend of scrambling to qualify for a bowl game. I don't know about you, but that's not a very promising trend.

OFFENSIVE CURE NEEDED: Hopefully, Clemson will find one. (More here.)

2005 SCHEDULE RELEASED: Clemson will play Miami, Florida State and Boston College at home next season, along with Georgia Tech. We'll also host Texas A&M and Temple. That's right, Diva: Temple! (Maybe that'll give you a reason to bring some Philly-area friends to Tigertown.)

A SUBTLE PATTERN EMERGES: And for Clemson's season, that bodes well, if you believe these kinds of things.

COACHING AND THE BIG BUCKS: A perspective from The State.

THE NOTEBOOKS: Here and here.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Defense could push Tigers to postseason

If they keep playing well, that is. And here's a story about Reggie Herring, Clemson's former defensive coordinator who now does the same job at N.C. State, the Tigers' opponent this week.
But wait! There's more! Here's a comparison of Clemson's defensive record under Herring and under current defensive czar John Lovett.

THE NOTEBOOKS: Here, here and here.

Monday, October 25, 2004

Clemson 10, Maryland 7: A snoozer until the end, but a win's a win

Dad and I had a good time tailgating, and we had some pretty good seats, but this was a really boring game. Don't get me wrong; the defense was good again, and we definitely needed a win, but I'd traveled a long way and hoped to see something more exciting. If you haven't read about the game, read about it here.

Anyway, sorry for the lack of posts since Friday. I've been traveling again.

CONSERVATIVE PLAY AHEAD? Clemson's offensive woes may force the Tigers to play more conservatively.

Yeah, so I guess we can expect to see more of those crappy draw plays that fool nobody.

Boise, here we come.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Special teams have been special for Clemson this year

They're responsible for a lot of our scoring, which I think says a lot about how our team has done this season. (More here.)

STATHAM TO START: Maryland quarterback Joel Statham will "definitely" start Saturday against Clemson.

THE NOTEBOOKS: Here and here.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Whitehurst frustrated by his poor start

The Heisman Trophy is gone, but there's still a lot of football left to play, and quarterback Charlie Whitehurst can still turn it around.

MARYLAND GAME LOOMS LARGE: The Tigers' turnaround can begin in earnest this week. (More here.)

COLLINS, STRAIGHT UP, IS GOOD: Clemson receiver Michael Collins stepped in last week and played well.

THE NOTEBOOKS: Here and here.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Hey, we've got a real shot in the next game!

Yes, Maryland looks quite beatable. However, Clemson coach Tommy Bowden hasn't done too well against Maryland coach Ralph "We must protect this pizza" Friedgen. (More here.)

WE'RE IN THE ATLANTIC: The ACC has unveiled its division name and assignments for the expanded league. (More here.) It looks like Fanblogs' Kevin Donahue was right; the divisions will be called the Atlantic and the Coastal. Here's how the divisions break down:

Atlantic: Clemson, Maryland, N.C. State, Wake Forest, Boston College, Florida State.

Coastal: Virginia, Georgia Tech, North Carolina, Duke, Virginia Tech, Miami.

There's a new logo, too. It looks a lot like the old one.

PREGAME NOTES: Here are the voluminous pregame notes from the SID's office for the Maryland game.

THE NOTEBOOKS: Here and here.

Monday, October 18, 2004

Defensive hustle impresses Bowden (and the fans, too)

Clemson's excellent defensive performance in Saturday's 35-6 victory over Utah State is the talk of the moment (more here).